If I had my own apartment, I'd have laser lights out the balcony, turn on everything I possibly could and charge all my phones and laptops and whatnot while everyone turned off their lights.
If they don't want their electricity, damn, I'll use it!
Now don't hate me yet, you Earth Hour fanatics.
MY LIGHTS ARE FRICKING OFF.
My mum insisted. And my cousin works with WWF so if I didn't turn them off, I'd be disowned I think!
And Jocelyn asked me very nicely to, so I did.
But we're all doing this because someone else asked us to. Some environmental fanatics brainwashed us into believing ONE HOUR of electricity-less life will help the world. Okay, I'll admit, it'll slow down global warming for about an hour, but it's TOO LATE. The money spent on advertising Earth Hour and printing T-shirts and rubber wristbands should have been spent on TECHNOLOGY CONVERTING CARBON DIOXIDE INTO FUELS, OR FERTILISER, OR SYNTHETIC MATERIAL! The amount of PAPER they printed on to advertise the stuff NOT ONLY killed the trees that, IN FACT, USE THE CARBON DIOXIDE TO MAKE OXYGEN, but also killed OTHER animals that the WWF is supposed to protect.
So much for saving the earth.
Not like life isn't already dark enough right now.
What they should be doing instead, would be sending out letters to governments to shut down ALL factories at the expense of the already-dead economy, ban smoking which would cause a whole lot of people to start a rebellion, and giving people money to stop using their gas-emitting bikes and cars.
They should stop producing food like beans, that makes people fart, because fart contains greenhouse gases.
We should all commit mass suicide so we stop breathing out carbon dioxide.
Before that, we should kill all animals who also fart and breathe, so that we reduce the concentration of greenhouse gases in the Earth's atmosphere!!
I am not against the Earth, not one bit.
I just think that since God already gave it to us, and our forefathers already ruined it, we'll just have to live with it till we can't anymore! He'll make another one for us, He loves us enough. Be grateful with what you have. Trying too hard to change things only make it worse! I've proven my case in the longest paragraph so far.
Anyway, I hope the power surge at 2130 hours here later doesn't burn all generators and transmitters!
Oh and Carolyn.. I miss you already!
2010 - The Killer Year!!
15 years ago

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